did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
