Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Everything about him screamed your future.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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