no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Sober January is a disaster.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
