Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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