another moral hangover. fuck.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
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In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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