How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
