does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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