very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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