So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Randomize
