Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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