I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
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I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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