Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
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how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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