I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
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