what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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