Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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