The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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