is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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