Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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