Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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