i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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