so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
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What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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