careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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