so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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