So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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