You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
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Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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