ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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