Already got asked if we're dating
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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