school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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