my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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