I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
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In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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