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he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.

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i dont think thats weird i think thats fun

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i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird

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(401): he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places. (1-401): i dont think thats weird i think thats fun (401): i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird http://tfl.nu/88jj

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The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.

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(215): The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room. http://tfl.nu/3nsa

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when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college

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(905): when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college http://tfl.nu/ke7d

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On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?

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Strong 6

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That's an oxymoron.

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(516): On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck? (201): Strong 6 (516): That's an oxymoron. http://tfl.nu/n45n

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i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair

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(426): i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair http://tfl.nu/09nr

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Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"

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(347): Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight" http://tfl.nu/561l

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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.

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(336): You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed. http://tfl.nu/k43u

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He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...

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(315): He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water... http://tfl.nu/f31b

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My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.

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(403): My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind. http://tfl.nu/y5d8

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Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook

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(303): Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook http://tfl.nu/i5be

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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr

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(330): do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr http://tfl.nu/tk9o

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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions

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(410): I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions http://tfl.nu/ho2j

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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that

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(914): And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that http://tfl.nu/fmcd

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For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.

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Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.

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(216): For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy. (1-216): Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry. http://tfl.nu/kldv

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She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?

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(915): She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex? http://tfl.nu/yio0

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