I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.