I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
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YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.