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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.

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• (707): View more from California

  he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?

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  logic in its finest

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• (310): View more from California

  my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?

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• (212): View more from New York

  He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels

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• (310): View more from California

  I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.

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