nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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