DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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