I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
