I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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