the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Farmville is her only friend.
why do cheetos always look like penises
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taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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