Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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