you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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