check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
We're using joints as your birthday candles
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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