So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
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Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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