you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
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Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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