No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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