You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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