This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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