things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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