Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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