and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
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My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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