only if we run a train.
done.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
sick fucks of a feather flock together
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize
