To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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