dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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