so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
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What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
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Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus