Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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