K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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